Total Medals Earned: 1,658 (From 449 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,795 Points
Medals Earned: 5/19 (100/440 points)
Finish level 1
Kill 10 kkk bikers
Kill 25 punks
Kill 25 enemies with the deagle in a run
Finish level 1 with over 1500 points
Murder 10 kkk slaves
Finish level 2
Finish level 3
Kill 10 BLM mobs
Kill 10 MAGA mobs
Kill 10 Acolytes
Kill 10 kkk tractors
Kill 50 enemies with grenades in a run
Kill 25 enemies with the chain in a run
Kill 50 enemies with the RPG in a run
Finish level 3 with over 1500 points
Finish level 2 with over 1500 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/375 points)
Create a stack of 10 birds
Unlock 1 Feather Door
Unlock 2 Feather Doors
Check out the Credits
Unlock 3 Feather Doors
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (70/435 points)
you tried to get AIDS
you talked to bb10
aye caramba amigo
you tried to start a race riot
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.